Thursday, February 9, 2006

For Sale

One 11 year old male.

He is short in stature, cute, blondish, blue-eyed. He is quite smart and plays the flute well (when threatened).

He knows more than anyone else (so he thinks), talks non-stop and is extremely annoying will shower attention on you.

He has recently suffered many injuries to his body but all are recovering in a timely fashion and none require medication.

He skis, reads Hebrew, plays baseball and video games. He can cause dogs to howl with the pitch of his whining knows how to take care of a dog and torture help out with younger siblings.

WARNING: It is possible he recently suffered a head injury and we weren't informed.

4 comments:

TamWill said...

Would you possibly consider a "two fer one deal"?

Reads Hebrew? Wow I am impressed.

MoMMY said...

Only if you take 2 of mine for 1 of yours.

Lonna said...

Gee, I wish I could... but I have run out of duct tape and the cages only fit 2 at a time.

GosMMY said...

I'll take him, I'll take him.....don't sell him away..he's my adorable grandson.