ME: "Time to get out."
ZACH: "Wait, they trapped the sea monster."
ME: "The sea monster?" seeing no sea monster in the tub
ZACH: "Yes, the wiener monster." (he is holding a toy boat over his "part")
ME: "Is that appropriate?" funny yes, appropriate, no
ZACH: "No. But that's its name, the wiener monster." Mommy leaving room to laugh quietly in private