Scene: Dylan and I filling out a mad-lib type thing in the back of his National Geographic Kids magazine.
ME: Body part
ME: No, one of your body parts.
DYLAN: I don't have a uterus, you do. Can I say *whispers* penis?
ME: No, no private parts. Unless you are a grown-up - as private parts make it so much funnier.
After far, far too many minutes...
ME: Well? Body part? arm? leg?
**SIDENOTE: Thanks Uncle Mike. He loves the magazine.