Monday, November 29, 2004

Kid Conversation

Scene: Dylan and I filling out a mad-lib type thing in the back of his National Geographic Kids magazine.

ME: Body part

DYLAN: Uterus.

ME: Uterus?

DYLAN: Uterus.

ME: No, one of your body parts.

DYLAN: I don't have a uterus, you do. Can I say *whispers* penis?

ME: No, no private parts. Unless you are a grown-up - as private parts make it so much funnier.

After far, far too many minutes...

ME: Well? Body part? arm? leg?

DYLAN: Teeth.

**SIDENOTE: Thanks Uncle Mike. He loves the magazine.

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