ZACH (looking out window while waiting for his brothers to finish getting ready for bed): "Why can't we see Santa?"
ME: "Because he only comes when you are sleeping."
ZACH: "I know but WHY can you and Daddy see him?"
ME: "Because we're grown-ups."
ZACH: "When can I see Santa?"
ME: "When you're a Daddy."
ZACH: *grumble, grumble* "I don't want to have to wait THAT long."