ME: What is with all the birds in this song?
TYLER (9 y/o): Don't they need to migrate?
ME: Obviously the guy has never seen the movie The Birds.
TYLER: That's a lot of birds alright.
ME: Golden rings... much better.
TYLER: More with the birds!
ME: What exactly are the maids milking?
TYLER: Cows. Or maybe goats.
ME: I hope she lives on a farm.
TYLER: I still think some of those birds would be migrating.
ME: Why are the lords leaping anyway?
TYLER: They think they're frogs.
ME: Not sure I'd want all those people hanging around.
TYLER: Did she say she wanted all these things?
ME: Pipers would be okay.
TYLER: What is she going to do with all the birds?
ME: Drummers wouldn't be so bad.
TYLER: That's a lot of stuff. He should really ask what she wants first next time.
ME: Remember that.
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Scene: In car, radio is playing 12 Days of Christmas