I deleted this post because... OMG! What was I thinking? This website has my actual name in it. I must have been hallucinating from the prospect of an actual job. (BTW, the shower is a terrible place to have this revelation. It seems to take HOURS to finish what you are doing and get dry enough to not electrocute yourself or do permanent damage to your computer.)
So... I have two job interviews. That is all we need to know. I have no clear preference at this time. We will see how it goes. Also? Thanks for the suggestions. I'll take as many as people want to offer.
That is all. Let's hope my sanity has returned.