HIM: What R the kids doing?
MoMMY: watching a tape of Magic School bus
MoMMY: Very psyched they are
MoMMY: I think I'm turning into Yoda
HIM: You're turning into Yoda?!
MoMMY: they are very psyched to be watching it.
MoMMY: read above
HIM: Oh. I get it.
MoMMY: how are you
MoMMY: did Ty die from strep? he seemed fine to me.
HIM: Getting nothing done. He survived. He'll be much better when we get to the stores I plan to take him to
HIM: Plans for later?
MoMMY: need more coffee
MoMMY: in need of a plot
HIM: Anyway, what I meant was: what are the plans for later today?
MoMMY: Dinner? No idea.
HIM: Well, could you maybe think ahead?
MoMMY: hmm... thinking
MoMMY: I've got nothin
MoMMY: any ideas?
HIM: Could invite 1) your mom 2) my dad for dinner
MoMMY: mom is working
MoMMY: your dad - fine
MoMMY: your dad is here right now
MoMMY: just walked in
HIM: What do you / the kids want to EAT?
HIM: I'm going to punch you in the face **
MoMMY: ha ha
MoMMY: what do you want to eat?
MoMMY: now, now
MoMMY: do you want me to invite your dad now?
HIM: whatever. We could have , lamb chops
HIM: or , chinese food. What the hell is roflmbo
MoMMY: Rolling on floor laughing my butt off
HIM: you need help
MoMMY: nice cat, I think you're the one that needs help
MoMMY: Chinese I make or take out?
HIM: Can you make homemade sauce?
HIM: I can PU some corn
MoMMY: no, no supplies
MoMMY: I'd have to shop & then I wouldn't have time for it to cook
HIM: I can stop on my way home
MoMMY: stop for what?
HIM: Don't wait til the last second in case we have to marinade something. Leaving to get T
MoMMY: still won't have time to COOK sauce - takes hours
HIM: I give up
** NOTE: This is from a SNL skit and now a family joke.