Last night at 9:00 when he should have been sleeping...
ZACH (said without taking a breath): Um...Mommy said to come talk to you if I want to talk to someone. So I'm going to talk to you for a few minutes. How do snakes move?
A few minutes later:
ZACH: How do boogers get in your nose?
DAD: Germs get trapped in the little hairs in you nose and make boogers.
ZACH: Tell the truth.