Okay, maybe not.
But I did make this wreath.
I know you want to make your own.
What no? Well, I'm giving you the directions anyway.
Directions:
- Take one old grapevine wreath from basement.
- Dust wreath.
- Throw away small branches you have broken off.
- Arrange large branches to glue back on.
- Buy approx. $10 worth of decorations.
- Burn self on hot glue.
- Make bow.
- Burn self again.
- Use about $6 worth of decorations.
- Burn self again.
- And if you are me - yet again.
- Hang on door and hope it distracts from the fact that you haven't finished stripping it.
- Clean window before photographing so people don't think you live in such squalor.
- Post to blog and leave a comment here so I can go see it.
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