Dear sadly misinformed people at Biltmore's Who's Who,
Yesterday I received a very curious envelope from you.
You informed me you were considering including me in your 2006/2007 Who's Who of Executives and Professionals.
Excuse me as I pick myself off the floor. My sides are hurting from the laughter.
Can we say scam? Or are you trying to taunt me? Are you just mean? Trying to shove in my face that I do not even fall into one of the mentioned categories? The only thing I'm an executive of is this house. Maybe that's what it is. Executives and Professionals of the HOME. Except I don't even excel at that.
Oh, goodness. The tears. The laughter. The exercise my stomach muscles are getting from this letter.
In closing I would ask you to do a bit of RESEARCH before mailing such letters. Unless of course you are just mean. Then by all means continue with your flagrant disregard for actual fact. In the case of you trying to scam me? Again, I mention RESEARCH. It would work much better.
Sincerely in pain from the laughter,
PS - Written on 8/20/2007
Another letter? Are you kidding me? Seriously?