- It never gets easier. Only worse.
- My thighs should never be displayed in public (or private). It's not that they're huge or anything (not that they couldn't be smaller) but they are:
- pasty
- bruised, as in several dark purple bruises
- and yes, I've been taking my iron and getting my B-12 shots
- and no, I have no idea where the bruises came from
- much less smooth (as in frighteningly ripply) than I remember (when the hell did that happen?)
- I apparently haven't seen my naked thighs in a mirror in a couple of years.
- It was a rude shock.
- You totally want me right now, don't you?
- All the spandex in the world around my midsection will not help my thighs one bit.
- I paid more money to look hideous than I will pay for almost any other item of clothing.
- I am returning the bathing suit.
- The stupid skirted bathing suit that floats up when you enter the water and the "cute" boy shorts that only look good on skinny women who could get away with a thong are not going to work either.
- I would totally go another year without a bathing suit except I would like to go in a pool with the kids and not be uncomfortable in shorts and a tee shirt.
- I'm thinking of a redesign of swim wear is finally in order.
- My ideas for a new line of women's swim wear:
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Deleted for possible new business venture. Riiight. Like that will ever happen. My ego, it is huge.> - I may buy some of the above items and modify them myself. It can't look any worse than what I just spent a small fortune on and I bet it will be a hell of a lot cheaper.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
The Horror
Things I learned today while shopping for a bathing suit (in bullets) (& sub-bullets) (& parenthesis):
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I wear what I call "The Ugliest Bathing Suit On The Planet" because I will not spend another dime to look like shit. I love your bathing suit ideas - are you sure it isn't a business opportunity for you?
Have you been to hydrochic.com? They have a great selection. I don't think online ordering works, but you can phone in orders. It's definately worth a look. Shirts skirts, etc.
Thanks for the suggestion!
I went to http://www.hydrochic.com and found a great selection of swimsuits that are BOTH modest AND stylish.
Now I go swimming with my family every day!
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