5 a.m. - Notice hubby turning off alarm
5:00 - still hear alarm. shit, it's my alarm
5:00 - hit clock
5:09 - hit clock
5:18 - hit clock
5:27 - hit clock
5:36 - why is this happening? hit clock
5:45 - hit clock, beg hubby to make coffee
5:45 - drag self from bed, curse academic world
5:46 - brush teeth, pee, remind hubby about promised coffee with pleading look
6:10 - refuse to exit shower (to self)
6:12 - wish hubby good day, sweet nectar of the Gods
6:17 - notice pancake batter from last night's dinner on front of cute, new zip sweatshirt
6:17 - scrub at batter
6:18 - I'll just say I didn't notice, I made pancakes for breakfast
6:18 - realize most people at nursery school already know me, don't want extreme laughter to hurt someone so early in a.m.
6:19 - continue to scrub
6:20 - drag oldest from his bed
6:22 - scour top of dryer, kitchen floor, bathroom for lunch money for 6 year old to buy pizza for lunch
6:25 - run upstairs and steal money from kid's piggy bank for lunch
6:27 - make list of things to do before nursery school, why did I agree to be the working parent on the first day???
6:28 - There should be laws against getting up this early
6:33 - Fight with oldest over who should make his breakfast
6:35 - try to get peanut butter off sweatshirt
6:41 - there is not enough coffee in the world
6:41 - put on water for more coffee
6:45 - turn on porch light, push oldest out door
6:46 - chat with him until bus comes
6:52 - who decides what time the buses start running and how can I get a hold of them?
6:53 - start this blog
6:57 - how am I going to put 2 kids on the bus, buy milk and get to preschool by 9 when the bus doesn't come until 8:47?
7:00 - I need a nap.